{"product_id":"not-today-unfiltered-desk-status-flip-sign-12-messages","title":"NOT TODAY! Unfiltered Desk Status Flip Sign — 12 Messages","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-landing-page\" style=\"max-width:800px;margin:0 auto;color:#202020;line-height:1.65;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eSome workdays call for a little sarcasm. The Not Today! Desk Flip Sign puts 12 unfiltered desk statuses at your fingertips—just flip to the page that fits your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/highlight-desk-sign.gif?v=1793176139\" alt=\"A demonstration of flipping through the turquoise desk sign's printed statuses\" loading=\"eager\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:480px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003e12 statuses, plenty of attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003ePick from 12 printed desk statuses when “not today” sums it up. The cover sets the tone, and the pages inside keep the same unapologetically sarcastic sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/01-hero_8fe2f06a-06bd-4089-a2af-073c22892471.jpg?v=1793176139\" alt=\"Turquoise Not Today! desk flip sign with its 12 Unfiltered Desk Statuses cover\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eChange the message with a flip\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eTurn a page over the black wire binding to choose another status. Keep your current message facing out and switch it whenever your mood changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/02-flip.jpg?v=1793176138\" alt=\"A woman flipping a page over the desk sign's black top wire binding\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eLet the bold print do the talking\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eWhite lettering stands out against the colored pages, giving each short message a clear place on your desk. Face it toward the people who share your sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/03-office-humor.jpg?v=1793176139\" alt=\"A turquoise desk sign displaying its bold white sarcastic message beside an office worker's keyboard\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eSet it down and stand it up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe black tent-style base supports the pages on your desktop. Open the stand and place the sign where you want the current status to face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/04-freestanding.jpg?v=1793176138\" alt=\"The desk flip sign standing upright on its black triangular tent base\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eA desk-sized dose of sarcasm\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe sign measures 10 × 5 inches (25 × 12.5 cm). That wide, low format gives the printed message its own spot alongside your everyday desk essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/05-compact-size.jpg?v=1793176139\" alt=\"The 10 by 5 inch desk flip sign shown at a practical desktop scale\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eA gift for your favorite sarcastic coworker\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eKnow someone who appreciates a blunt joke? This desk sign makes a playful gift for an adult coworker, friend, or work-from-home companion who enjoys unfiltered humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/06-coworker-gift.jpg?v=1793176138\" alt=\"Coworkers sharing a laugh over the Not Today! desk flip sign as a gift\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eChoose your color\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eChoose Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, or Black to suit the desk—and the person behind it. Each option pairs its printed pages with black wire binding and a black tent stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch4\u003eTurquoise\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eA bright turquoise background with bold white print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/variant-turquoise.jpg?v=1793176138\" alt=\"Turquoise Not Today! desk flip sign color option\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003ch4\u003eVivid Crimson\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eA crimson background with the same bold white print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/variant-crimson.jpg?v=1793176138\" alt=\"Vivid Crimson Not Today! desk flip sign color option\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003ch4\u003eBlack\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eA black background for a simple black-and-white look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/variant-black.jpg?v=1793176138\" alt=\"Black Not Today! desk flip sign color option\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:800px;height:auto;border-radius:12px;margin:18px auto 28px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e12 printed, unfiltered desk statuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e10 × 5 inches (25 × 12.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eBlack wire binding at the top for flipping pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eFreestanding black tent-style base\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eColor options: Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, or Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eContains adult language\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat comes with the sign?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne desk flip sign in your selected color, with 12 printed statuses, black wire binding, and a black tent-style base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow big is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sign measures 10 × 5 inches (25 × 12.5 cm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable for every workplace?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe messages include profanity and adult humor. Choose it for an adult recipient and a setting where that language is welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eFind your desk's next status\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eChoose Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, or Black, then select your option below to bring a little unfiltered humor to your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"#variant-selects-template--22362402586776__main\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose your color\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n","brand":"keepfbshop","offers":[{"title":"Turquoise","offer_id":67828040368280,"sku":"RNX26102801-Turquoise","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vivid Crimson","offer_id":67828040401048,"sku":"RNX26102801-Vivid Crimson","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":67828040433816,"sku":"RNX26102801-Black","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/variant-turquoise.jpg?v=1793176138","url":"https:\/\/keepfbshop.com\/products\/not-today-unfiltered-desk-status-flip-sign-12-messages","provider":"keepfbshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}