{"product_id":"medieval-cats-2027-calendar","title":"🐈🏰 Medieval Catastrophes 2027 — 12 Months of Historically Questionable Cats","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e   .mc27-page{     --mc-ink:#1f2926;     --mc-navy:#17364f;     --mc-red:#7c2f2b;     --mc-gold:#b28742;     --mc-cream:#f6f0e3;     --mc-paper:#fffaf0;     --mc-green:#314738;     --mc-line:#d8c8a8;     --mc-white:#ffffff;     font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;     color:var(--mc-ink);     background:var(--mc-paper);     line-height:1.55;     overflow:hidden;   }    .mc27-page *{     box-sizing:border-box;   }    .mc27-page img{     display:block;     width:100%;     height:auto;   }    .mc27-wrap{     width:min(1160px, calc(100% - 32px));     margin:0 auto;   }    .mc27-eyebrow{     margin:0 0 10px;     font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;     font-size:12px;     font-weight:800;     letter-spacing:1.7px;     text-transform:uppercase;     color:var(--mc-red);   }    .mc27-title{     margin:0;     color:var(--mc-navy); 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      font-size:15px;     }      .mc27-pills{       justify-content:center;     }      .mc27-stats-grid{       grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);     }      .mc27-stat{       border-bottom:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.15);     }      .mc27-stat:nth-child(2){       border-right:0;     }      .mc27-section{       padding:48px 0;     }      .mc27-benefits{       grid-template-columns:1fr;     }      .mc27-month-grid{       grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);     }      .mc27-gift-grid{       grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);     }      .mc27-gift-item:last-child{       grid-column:1 \/ -1;     }      .mc27-two .mc27-detail-img{       order:1;     }      .mc27-two .mc27-text{       order:2;     }   }    @media(max-width:420px){     .mc27-title{       font-size:32px;     }      .mc27-heading{       font-size:29px;     }      .mc27-month{       padding:12px 10px;     }      .mc27-month span{       font-size:12px;     }   } \u003c\/style\u003e   \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-page\"\u003e    \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-hero\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e       \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-hero-grid\"\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-hero-image\"\u003e           \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1-d8978e9a-bebe-4efd-84b2-5189bbe44b29.jpg?v=1789790594\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"Medieval Cats 2027 wall calendar\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-hero-copy\"\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-kicker\"\u003e12 Months • 12 Questionable Cats\u003c\/div\u003e            \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-title\"\u003e             History Was Weird.\u003cbr\u003e             The Cats Were Weirder.           \u003c\/h2\u003e            \u003cp class=\"mc27-subtitle\"\u003e             Kings, knights, enormous snails, suspicious suns and cats making             increasingly questionable medieval decisions. Meet the 2027 wall             calendar that refuses to behave like a normal cat calendar.           \u003c\/p\u003e            \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-quote\"\u003e             “Every month feels like discovering another illustration made by             someone who had definitely heard of cats.”           \u003c\/div\u003e            \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-pills\"\u003e             \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003e2027 Calendar\u003c\/span\u003e             \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003e12 Unique Illustrations\u003c\/span\u003e             \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003eMedieval-Inspired\u003c\/span\u003e             \u003cspan class=\"mc27-pill\"\u003eCat-Lover Gift\u003c\/span\u003e           \u003c\/div\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- QUICK FACTS --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-stats\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e       \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stats-grid\"\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e           \u003cstrong\u003e12\u003c\/strong\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eDifferent Cats\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e           \u003cstrong\u003e2027\u003c\/strong\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eJanuary–December\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e           \u003cstrong\u003e8.3 × 8.3'\u003c\/strong\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eClosed Size\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-stat\"\u003e           \u003cstrong\u003e∞\u003c\/strong\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eQuestionable Decisions\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- 12 MONTH OVERVIEW --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-overview\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e         \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eThe Joke Changes Every Month\u003c\/p\u003e         \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e           One Calendar. Twelve Tiny Medieval Disasters.         \u003c\/h2\u003e         \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e           No repeated artwork and no generic cat photography.           Every month introduces a completely different scene,           character and level of medieval absurdity.         \u003c\/p\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-frame\"\u003e         \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/3_b3d4b4cf-6713-4919-b11f-399567efbc03.jpg?v=1789790634\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"12 months of Medieval Cats 2027\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- WHY IT WORKS --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-section\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e         \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eFunny Enough to Notice • Useful Enough to Keep\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e           More Wall Art Than Office Stationery.         \u003c\/h2\u003e          \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e           The illustrations get the attention. The calendar underneath           still does the practical job.         \u003c\/p\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-benefits\"\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card\"\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card-icon\"\u003e🐈\u003c\/div\u003e           \u003ch3\u003eA New Cat Every Month\u003c\/h3\u003e           \u003cp\u003e             From crowned royalty to scholars, knights, musicians and             questionable mythical creatures, every page gives you             something new to discover.           \u003c\/p\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card\"\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card-icon\"\u003e📜\u003c\/div\u003e           \u003ch3\u003eManuscript-Inspired Style\u003c\/h3\u003e           \u003cp\u003e             Decorative borders, heraldic details, parchment tones,             deep reds, blues and golds give the calendar its distinctive             old-world character.           \u003c\/p\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card\"\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-card-icon\"\u003e📅\u003c\/div\u003e           \u003ch3\u003eA Calendar You Can Use\u003c\/h3\u003e           \u003cp\u003e             The illustrated upper section gets to be strange while             the monthly date grid below stays clear, familiar and easy             to scan.           \u003c\/p\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- MONTHS --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-months-section\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e         \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eJanuary → December\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e           They Somehow Get Stranger.         \u003c\/h2\u003e          \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e           Start the year with royalty. Somewhere along the way,           encounter a giant snail, a suspicious sun and a dragon-cat.         \u003c\/p\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month-grid\"\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eJanuary\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eThe crowned royal cat takes the throne.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eFebruary\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eTwo cats attempt medieval romance.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eMarch\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eA cat confronts one enormous snail.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eApril\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eA suspiciously long garden cat appears.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eMay\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eThe cats form a questionable musical ensemble.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eJune\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eA cat studies an alarmingly human-faced sun.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eJuly\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eA proud cat arrives with an enormous fish.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eAugust\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eKnight Cat rides bravely into the calendar.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eSeptember\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eScholar Cat gets serious about manuscripts.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eOctober\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eA winged dragon-cat takes over the night.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eNovember\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eThe cats gather for an extravagant feast.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-month\"\u003e           \u003cb\u003eDecember\u003c\/b\u003e           \u003cspan\u003eA crowned holiday cat closes the year.\u003c\/span\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e     \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- REAL PRODUCT --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-function\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-two\"\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-detail-img\"\u003e           \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/1_34825bbf-6263-49f6-890c-94cf4179985b.jpg?v=1789790634\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"Medieval Cats calendar displayed on wall\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-text\"\u003e           \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eNot Just a Funny Picture\u003c\/p\u003e            \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e             Made to Live on Your Wall All Year.           \u003c\/h2\u003e            \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e             The richly decorated artwork makes each month feel like             changing wall decor instead of simply turning another             calendar page.           \u003c\/p\u003e            \u003cul class=\"mc27-checks\"\u003e             \u003cli\u003eFull January through December 2027 layout\u003c\/li\u003e             \u003cli\u003e12 completely different illustrated monthly scenes\u003c\/li\u003e             \u003cli\u003eClear monthly date grid beneath the artwork\u003c\/li\u003e             \u003cli\u003eTop spiral binding for easy page turning\u003c\/li\u003e             \u003cli\u003eBuilt-in hanging format for wall display\u003c\/li\u003e             \u003cli\u003eCompact enough for kitchens, offices and reading corners\u003c\/li\u003e           \u003c\/ul\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- SIZE --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-size\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-size-box\"\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-detail-img\"\u003e           \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/lurevixea.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/2_6d74b3cb-21b1-4d45-a091-5f15b141f5e5.jpg?v=1789790634\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"Medieval Cats 2027 calendar dimensions\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-size-copy\"\u003e           \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eA Closer Look\u003c\/p\u003e            \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e             Compact on the Wall.\u003cbr\u003e             Big on Personality.           \u003c\/h2\u003e            \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-size-number\"\u003e             21 × 21 cm           \u003c\/div\u003e            \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\" style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003e             Approximately 8.3 × 8.3 inches when closed.             Flip the page upward to reveal the illustrated month             and calendar grid below.           \u003c\/p\u003e            \u003cp class=\"mc27-small\"\u003e             Measurements shown are approximate.           \u003c\/p\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- GIFT --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-gift\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e         \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#efcf88;\"\u003e           For People Who Own Enough Normal Calendars         \u003c\/p\u003e          \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e           A Weirdly Specific Gift.\u003cbr\u003e           Which Is Exactly Why It Works.         \u003c\/h2\u003e          \u003cp class=\"mc27-copy\"\u003e           Half cat humor, half medieval-art joke and still useful           for an entire year.         \u003c\/p\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-grid\"\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e           \u003cspan\u003e🐈\u003c\/span\u003e           \u003cb\u003eCat People\u003c\/b\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e           \u003cspan\u003e🏰\u003c\/span\u003e           \u003cb\u003eHistory Nerds\u003c\/b\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e           \u003cspan\u003e📚\u003c\/span\u003e           \u003cb\u003eBook Lovers\u003c\/b\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e           \u003cspan\u003e🎨\u003c\/span\u003e           \u003cb\u003eMedieval Art Fans\u003c\/b\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e          \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-gift-item\"\u003e           \u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e           \u003cb\u003eThe Weird Friend\u003c\/b\u003e         \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-section mc27-faq\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-center\"\u003e         \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\"\u003eQuick Questions\u003c\/p\u003e          \u003ch2 class=\"mc27-heading\"\u003e           Before the Cats Take Over 2027.         \u003c\/h2\u003e       \u003c\/div\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-faq-list\"\u003e          \u003cdetails\u003e           \u003csummary\u003eIs this a full 2027 calendar?\u003c\/summary\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e             Yes. It covers January through December 2027, with a             different medieval-inspired cat illustration for every month.           \u003c\/div\u003e         \u003c\/details\u003e          \u003cdetails\u003e           \u003csummary\u003eDoes every month have different artwork?\u003c\/summary\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e             Yes. All 12 months feature distinct illustrations and scenes,             so you get a new piece of cat chaos every time you turn the page.           \u003c\/div\u003e         \u003c\/details\u003e          \u003cdetails\u003e           \u003csummary\u003eHow large is the calendar?\u003c\/summary\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e             The closed calendar measures approximately 21 × 21 cm,             or 8.3 × 8.3 inches.           \u003c\/div\u003e         \u003c\/details\u003e          \u003cdetails\u003e           \u003csummary\u003eIs the artwork actually from medieval manuscripts?\u003c\/summary\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e             No. The illustrations are medieval-inspired and use a             manuscript-like visual style for humor and decoration.           \u003c\/div\u003e         \u003c\/details\u003e          \u003cdetails\u003e           \u003csummary\u003eCan I use it as a normal calendar?\u003c\/summary\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e             Yes. Beneath each illustrated scene is a clear monthly             calendar grid for viewing dates and planning the month.           \u003c\/div\u003e         \u003c\/details\u003e          \u003cdetails\u003e           \u003csummary\u003eWho makes a good recipient?\u003c\/summary\u003e           \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-answer\"\u003e             Cat lovers, readers, history fans, medieval-art enthusiasts             and anyone who would be disappointed by a completely normal gift.           \u003c\/div\u003e         \u003c\/details\u003e        \u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e     \u003c!-- FINAL --\u003e   \u003csection class=\"mc27-final\"\u003e     \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-wrap\"\u003e        \u003cp class=\"mc27-eyebrow\" style=\"color:#e9c979;\"\u003e         12 Months • 12 Cats • Very Little Anatomical Certainty       \u003c\/p\u003e        \u003ch2\u003e         Make 2027 the Year Your Calendar Gets Progressively Stranger.       \u003c\/h2\u003e        \u003cp\u003e         Start with a king. Meet the giant snail. Survive Knight Cat.         Encounter the dragon-cat. Somehow, the dates still work.       \u003c\/p\u003e        \u003cdiv class=\"mc27-final-line\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e      \u003c\/div\u003e   \u003c\/section\u003e  \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49951952011416,"sku":"SZ06702609192715-2027中世纪猫咪日历","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/1-d8978e9a-bebe-4efd-84b2-5189bbe44b29.jpg?v=1789837868","url":"https:\/\/keepfbshop.com\/products\/medieval-cats-2027-calendar","provider":"keepfbshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}