{"product_id":"gift-not-included-christmas-battery-gag-gift-2-aa-batteries","title":"Gift Not Included – Christmas Battery Gag Gift (2 AA Batteries)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"battery-gag-landing\" style=\"max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;font:16px\/1.75 Arial,sans-serif;color:#49433d;\"\u003e\n\u003cheader style=\"text-align:center;margin-bottom:26px;\"\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"font:700 29px\/1.25 Arial,sans-serif;color:#8b2b2f;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eA Little Christmas Mischief, Ready to Give\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eHave someone on your list who enjoys a cheeky present? Give them a small surprise with a playful twist. The joke is the gift: two AA batteries, with no toy or electronic device included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" aria-label=\"View product purchase options\" style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-main.jpg?v=1792137890\" alt=\"Adult holding the red Gift Not Included Christmas packet with two AA batteries.\" loading=\"eager\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto;margin:0 auto;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/header\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 18px;margin:0 0 26px;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:18px;background:#faf3e9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003eA Little Reveal, a Cheeky Grin\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eSee the small packet up close in the original product video, then let the label do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" aria-label=\"View product purchase options\" style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"480\" height=\"853\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-highlight.gif?v=1792137891\" alt=\"Video of a smiling presenter revealing the Gift Not Included packet and its two batteries.\" loading=\"eager\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:330px;height:auto;margin:0 auto;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 18px;margin:0 0 26px;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:18px;background:#faf3e9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e01 · Let the Label Deliver the Punchline\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eHold up the little packet and let them read it: GIFT NOT INCLUDED. The two batteries underneath complete the joke, making the reveal a playful moment for someone who appreciates a bit of Christmas mischief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" aria-label=\"View product purchase options\" style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-benefit-01.jpg?v=1792137890\" alt=\"Smiling adult holding up the red Gift Not Included battery packet for a playful Christmas reveal\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto;margin:0 auto;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 18px;margin:0 0 26px;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:18px;background:#f0f5ed;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e02 · Two AA Batteries, One Cheeky Package\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eEach gift pack contains two AA batteries in a clear bag with a red Christmas header. The contents stay visible, so the festive message and the batteries work together to tell the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" aria-label=\"View product purchase options\" style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-benefit-02.jpg?v=1792137890\" alt=\"Clear product view of one red Christmas header packet containing exactly two AA batteries\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto;margin:0 auto;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 18px;margin:0 0 26px;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:18px;background:#faf3e9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e03 · Slip a Little Humor Into Their Stocking\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eThe small hand-held packet makes a playful stocking-stuffer idea. Tuck it among the usual Christmas treats and little extras, with the red header peeking out for a surprise they can discover for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" aria-label=\"View product purchase options\" style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-benefit-03.jpg?v=1792137890\" alt=\"Adult hand placing a small Gift Not Included battery gag gift into a Christmas stocking\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto;margin:0 auto;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 18px;margin:0 0 26px;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:18px;background:#f0f5ed;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e04 · Bring a Twist to the Gift Exchange\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eAdd a lighthearted choice to a White Elephant exchange or a get-together with friends and family. It is a simple gift idea for the person who enjoys opening something unexpected and sharing the joke around the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" aria-label=\"View product purchase options\" style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-benefit-04.jpg?v=1792137890\" alt=\"Friends sharing a playful moment as one adult shows the Gift Not Included packet during a holiday gift exchange\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto;margin:0 auto;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:22px 18px;margin:0 0 26px;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:18px;background:#faf3e9;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e05 · Add a Playful Extra to Your Wrapping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003eGive the packet on its own or tuck it under a ribbon on a separately wrapped present. The red Christmas header, little festive graphics and cheeky message add one more detail for them to notice before the unwrapping begins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" aria-label=\"View product purchase options\" style=\"display:block;\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"1254\" height=\"1254\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-benefit-05.jpg?v=1792137890\" alt=\"Gift Not Included battery packet tucked beneath the ribbon of a separately wrapped Christmas present\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display:block;width:100%;max-width:100%;height:auto;margin:0 auto;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003eWhat You Receive\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"padding-left:22px;margin:0 0 26px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Christmas battery gag gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack contents:\u003c\/strong\u003e One gift packet containing two AA batteries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresentation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clear bag with a red Christmas header and printed joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMain printed message:\u003c\/strong\u003e GIFT NOT INCLUDED\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift ideas:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stocking stuffer, White Elephant exchange, or a playful addition to a separate present\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eImportant:\u003c\/strong\u003e No toy or electronic device included. Decorative props shown are not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003eBefore the Big Reveal\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;cursor:pointer;color:#294b3c;\"\u003eWhat comes in one gift pack?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0;\"\u003eOne clear gift packet with a red Christmas header and two AA batteries. Other decorations, stockings and wrapped presents shown in lifestyle images are photo props.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;cursor:pointer;color:#294b3c;\"\u003eAre the batteries included?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0;\"\u003eYes. Each pack includes two AA batteries. The joke on the label refers to the toy or electronic gift that could use batteries; no such device is included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;cursor:pointer;color:#294b3c;\"\u003eIs this a stocking stuffer or a stand-alone gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0;\"\u003eIt can be given as a small stand-alone gag gift, placed in a Christmas stocking, or added to a separately wrapped present. Choose the way that suits your recipient and your celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;cursor:pointer;color:#294b3c;\"\u003eWho is this gift idea for?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0;\"\u003eIt is a lighthearted option for friends or family members who enjoy cheeky presents, including adults taking part in a White Elephant or Christmas gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;cursor:pointer;color:#294b3c;\"\u003eWhat does Gift Not Included mean?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0;\"\u003eThat is the punchline: the packet gives them the batteries while leaving the imagined toy or electronic present out of the gift. The Christmas header makes the playful intention clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:25px 18px;text-align:center;border-radius:18px;background:#faf3e9;margin-top:28px;\"\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font:700 21px\/1.35 Arial,sans-serif;color:#294b3c;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003eGive Them a Little Christmas Mischief\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003ePick a playful extra for the stocking, gift swap or wrapping table. Each packet comes with two AA batteries and the cheeky Christmas message, ready for your own little reveal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#ProductInfo-template--22362402586776__main\" style=\"display:inline-block;padding:12px 24px;border-radius:8px;background:#8b2b2f;color:white;font-weight:700;text-decoration:none;\"\u003eGet Your Gag Gift\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"keepfbshop","offers":[{"title":"Buy 1","offer_id":67734031302808,"sku":"SZ06892610162976-一对电池","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 2 Free 1-3Set","offer_id":67734031335576,"sku":"SZ06892610162976-一对电池*3","price":33.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 3 Free 2-5Set\u0026Free Shipping","offer_id":67734031368344,"sku":"SZ06892610162976-一对电池*5","price":50.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/5613\/4552\/files\/christmas-battery-main.jpg?v=1792137890","url":"https:\/\/keepfbshop.com\/products\/gift-not-included-christmas-battery-gag-gift-2-aa-batteries","provider":"keepfbshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}